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The Lyrics to Yoda!

Here are the lyrics to Yoda, by Weird Al!
Sung to the theme of "Lola" by the Kinks.

I met him in swamp down in Dagobah,
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda,
S-O-D-A, soda.
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log,
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said,
"Yoda," Y-O-D-A, Yoda, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yoda.
Well, I been around but I ain't ever seen
a guy who looks like a muppet but he's wrinkled and green,
Oh my Yoda, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yoda,
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
how he lift me in the air just by raising his hand,
Oh my Yoda, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yoda, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yoda.
Well, I left home just a week before,
and I never ever been a Jedi before,
But Obi-Wan, he set me straight on the course,
He said "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the force!"
Well, I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben,
so it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
with my Yoda, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yoda, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yoda.
Yoda, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yoda, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yoda.
So I used the force,
I picked up a box,
I lifted some rocks,
While I stood on my head,
Well, I won't forget what Yoda said.
He said, "Luke stay away from the darker side,
and if you start to go astray let the force be your guide,"
Oh, my Yoda, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yoda,
"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed,
but remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed,"
Oh, my Yoda, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yoda.
Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess,
so I'm gonna have to leave Yoda I guess,
But I know that I'll be coming back some day,
I'll be playing this part 'til I'm Old and Gray!
The Long-term contract I had to sign
says I'll be making these movies 'til the end of time,
Oh, with my Yoda, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yoda, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yoda.
Yoda, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yoda, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yoda,
Yoda, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yoda, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yoda,
Yoda, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yoda, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yoda,
Yoda, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yoda, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yoda,
Yoda, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yoda, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yoda,
Yoda, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yoda, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yoda

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